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May 15, 2015
So today I woke up in my hotel in Amman. My alarm clock didn't go off on time so I am forced to make my own breakfast. I went through the kitchen and found very little food of substance so I decided to throw on my kufiya and kilt and I did my hair so I could properly have all my swag on. I went outside the hotel and trying calling a cab but no one was stopping for me. I saw a kid sitting on the sidewalk with a boombox so I had him play some rocking jams and I started fist pumping. This finally caught a taxi cab's attention so as he slowed down to find out what I was up to, I hopped in and demanded he take me to the dukkaneh where I bought some corn flakes (really just some Fruity Pebbles) I bought some Nestle milk powder and I made my way back home. As I got back to the hotel, I got some chilled water I kept in my fridge and I mixed it with the milk powder (shaken, not stirred). Then I got out my fruity pebble corn flakes and I poured it into a bowl with the milk. Then I realized I didn't have any utensils to eat my cereal. But after rummaging through my handy dandy fanny-pack, I found my handy dandy chopsticks. So I used my handy dandy chopsticks to eat my handy dandy fruity pebbles corn flakes with my Nestle milk powder until I was full. Then I realized that this has pretty much taken up my whole morning and that I was going to be late for my classes at the University. But then I remembered I'm a Senior so I decided to go back to sleep. Thanks for hearing out all my stories, my handy dandy diary. I knew I could trust you.
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